Ben Bailey

Driver of the Cash Cab, and man of mysterious intent.

Description:

Theories about Ben Bailey:

  • Ben Bailey is an android, half man, half cab.
  • Ben Bailey is Cain
  • Ben Bailey is Max’s real father
  • Ben Bailey is the final boss.
  • Ben Bailey will now switch his show to L.A. to follow the party.
  • Ben Bailey invented oxygen, and he can take it away.
  • Ben Bailey actually killed Bill.
  • Ben Bailey won the Gold Medal in Liam’s event.
  • Ben Bailey is an Autobot.
  • Ben Bailey is a Decepticon.
  • Ben Bailey is the Batman.
  • Ben Bailey enjoys a good burger.
  • Ben Bailey always goes for the Video Bonus Question
  • Ben Bailey was driving the Taxi that struck Naia
  • Ben Bailey can kill one stone with two birds.
  • Ben Bailey is always directly behind you.
  • Ben Bailey prefers red sauces over others.
  • Ben Bailey will never go to Columbus, Ohio.
  • Ben Bailey appreciates when you compliment him on his shirt.
  • Ben Bailey has a pine air freshener on his cab rear view mirror that you cannot visually comprehend.
  • Ben Bailey only asks questions he knows the answers to already… which is everything.
  • Ben Bailey won a golden fiddle from the Devil, and he wasn’t even in Georgia.
  • Ben Bailey has Geico car insurance. Just one call could save you up to 15% or more on car insurance.
  • Ben Bailey has never used a shoutout.
  • Ben Bailey can drive his taxi through the power of his mind alone.
  • Ben Bailey has his own natural theme music.
  • Ben Bailey is the contact in the Vatican.
  • Ben Bailey is actually a member of all the pantheons.
  • Ben Bailey bought new tires last Tuesday.
  • Ben Bailey knows your destination before you tell it to him.
  • Ben Bailey also drives the lesser known “Cash Moving Truck” “Cash School Bus” and “Cash Ambulance”
  • Ben Bailey now owns the sarcophagus in his room of treasures.
  • Ben Bailey built his cab with his own hands using the skulls of his enemies.
  • Ben Bailey is actually driving all cabs in existence. At once. With his mind.
  • Ben Bailey once beat Ben Bailey in a game of Chess, using the technique created by Ben Bailey, called The Ben Bailey.
  • Ben Bailey created Taxi-Cab Geometry.
  • Ben Bailey created ALL geometry.
  • Ben Bailey forgives Jesus for his sins.
  • Ben Bailey punishes foolish mortals for their hubris.
  • Ben Bailey knows how much money people will win and withdraws the amount each day before driving.
Bio:

Ben Bailey

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